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6.30
Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights
Having been temporarily crippled by a bad cortisone injection , Andre enlists the help of freind Micheal Chang
to assist him with day to day bodilly functions . Chaos reigns as a racially motivated Chang showers Andre's house in
unrine , and throws himself to his death after lamenting his hiddeous weight gain and unsurmountable fall from grace
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7.00
Neighbours
Toadie suffers collapse after severe dehydration resulting from his pervesely prefuse sweating whilst manning the tills
of the bikini bar . Meanwhile Paul Robinson , like Ahab himself , stalks the streets of Ramsey in search of mercurial
revenge for the loss of his leg .
7.35
StarTrek The Next Generation
Having been found masturbating in the elevator , Wesley Crusher's career goes from bad to worse as he is assinged
to Data's newly opened comedy club . Elsewhere Riker plots Picard's death with a melancholicly drunk Cheif
O'Brien .
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8.00
Al Pacino's Taxi-Cab Mayhem
A new live show in which hollywood star Al Pacino sets about sexually abusing
and humiliating unsuspecting members of the public with his indomitable style of gruff banter and throaty screams
. Set in his "Terror Taxi" , this show losely based Cash Cab may distress some viewers .
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8.30
Round The Twist
More unearthly goings on from the twist familly . This week the bizarre Bronson is again up to his eyeballs
in trouble when he turns Mr Gribble's elder son into a foul mouthed , sexually insatiable cabbage patch doll .
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8.15
Hip-Hop Mind-Drop
Live sceintific extravaganza hosted by Dale Winton and Dr Robert Winston . A set of chimps are subjected to days on end
of Hip-Hop music in a bid to see if their brains rot .
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