6.30
Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights
At a charity ball , and on a powerfull mixture of horse tranquilisers and old Opal Fruits , Andre harrases
and jabs at the useless carcass of the former heavyweaight champion of the world , Cassius Clay , much to the dissaproval
of the horrified and weeping crowd .
7.00
Neighbours
In a fit of beffudled rage , Harrold forces an oily rag down Lou's throat . Meanwhile Paul Robinson finnally realises
that Serena is the jewel in the Bishop crown , and so sets about winning her from the enigmatic Stingray .
7.35
Clive's Jive
Australia's answer to Claude Greengrass , Clive James , hosts this irreverant look at the apparent lack of
current day televisual racial attacks on the queer tongue of the native black Britian .
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8.00
Ray Mears Knife Tears
Honest to goodness explorer Ray Mears recollects with fond adue popular hunting
knife horrors and accidents .
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8.30
Round The Twist
More on the verge goings on from the twist familly . Bronson pisses all over a sacred indian artifact
which exacts it's revenge by by giving him an imporbably large penis .
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8.15
Rick Mayall's Sick Mail
Tv funnyman Rick Mayall goes undercover in a bid to irredeemably blacken celebrities names by sending child molestation
e-mails through their home computers . This week Rick sneaks into the house of Brian Blessed .
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9.00
Heinrich And Karl
Critically mauled prequel to Die Hard . Sgt Al Powell loses his cool and his partner when Hans Gruber's
favorite brotherly minions tear appart a bank . Breif appearance by a folically restored Bruce Willis as a young
LA cop .(2005)
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10.45
Britains Worst DIY Surgeon
Quentin Wilson scours Britian in search of it's worst do it yourself surgeon . In tonighs show we visit bakery worker
Doreene from Newcastle Upon Tyne , who was critically brain damaged after a botched attempt at breast augmentation
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11.15
TV Star Wars
Tonight Yoda upsets Luke after a violently drunken tirade leaves the young jedi fearfull for his life .
Meanwhile , Lando tries and fails to charm his way into Lea's pants , making for a frosty if not deadly reception
from Chewbacca .

11.45
Kilroy's Shit Diving
Robert Kilroy Silk scours the length and breadth of Great Britian in search of shit filled olympic sized swiming
pools in which to carry out his awe-inspiring passtime .
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The Famous Grouse
TV Chef Keith Floyd takes to the streets tanked up on Famous Grouse and shows us the best way to lurk at the back of
a nightclub , stone cold sober , and preying on the burgeoning bodys of half-grown pullulating young girls .
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