Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights  

Still nursing a severe coma , Andre makes the mistake of getting on a plane out of Vegas flown by celebrity pilot John Travolta . Bloodshed ensues when in a brandy fuelled fervor , Andre realises he is not in an elaborately designed Casino , but indeed trapped inside a Boeing 747 .

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In another disasterous business venture , Lou decides to start up his old bare knuckle chimp fighting extravaganza . Suffering and woe as Connor is taken to hospital after being outwitted by one of the chimps and beaten near to death . Meanwhile Carl struggles to keep the chissel steady during a rhinoplasty after having downed two bottles of Cinzano .

We follow "the hardest working man in show business" as he tours the prisons of mainland Brittain , torturing the meanest sexual predators out there , by dancing on their genitals then kicking them whilst hissing "get on up!" .

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We follow "The Scarlett Pimpernell Meets Maddame Guilliotine" star Richard E Grant as he downs relevant bottles of spirits and reads aloud Sheakspear plays in inner city shopping malls . This week agony for Richard as he screams "you fucking bastard , move!" at an innocent child that strays into his path during the "my kingdom for a horse" climax .

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Terrifyingly mind twisting , absorbingly horrific late night version of the popular amphetamine driven child exploitation morning tvshow . 

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Golden Globe winning performance by Kevin Bacon as he he plays Jim , a man transported into the computer game "The Sims" and is made to live his life at break neck speed whilst having banal and meaninglesly voilent conversations with his neighbours , whilst trying to save his house from burning down and finding a wife . Also including a BAFTA nominated appearence by Tim Curry as the sleazy next door neighbour . (2003)

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Celebrity reality show set in the Bolivian mountains and Hosted by Roland Rivron . This week Tara Palmer Tomkinson is thrashed around the head with flaming oak battons in an attempt to releave her of her inner deamons .

Things go from bad to worse for Niles's medical carreer when he accidentally perscribes crack cocaine to a migrane sufferer . Meanwhile Fraiser's old freind Norm arrives demanding he deserves sanctuary .

Noel worries he may have chosen the wrong carrer move whilst trying to sell pegs ,  he inadvertantly angers local black panthers in Whitstable with his inpromptue "Black And White Minstrel" selling routine .

Professor and Simpsons star Steven Hawkings describes in lovingly crafted electronic sound drifts , his version of events that led to the creation of "Duran Duran" . Includes a shamefully jellous interview with Spandau Ballet , and an indepth talk with a malevolently dissinterested Boy George .