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6.30
Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights
Andre is shackled and carried off the premesies after a 96 hour marathon at the a Blackjack table
in The Plaza Casino ends in a tearfull , violent breakdown , and the loss of over $200,000 . We also see
Andre pawn his Wimbeldon Mens Doubles Medal .
7.00
Neighbours
Whilst coming off of a week long amphetamine bender , Harold decides to try and sleep with Izzy . Terror
strikes Ramsey street as a red eyed hungover Carl accidentally drives his car into Toadie's swiming pool , horrifically
killing Bob .
7.35
John McLaine's 100 Top Terrorist Attacks
Bruce Willis dons his filfthy vest one more time as he counts down the top 100 Terrorist Attacks in the
style of his famous Die Hard character . John puts a comedic twist on the Lockerbie bombings and tries to raise
a smile from 9/11 survivors by telling them how he would've saved them all with naught but one handgun and a pair
of ill fitting black fau-leather Hi-Tech trainers .
Subtitles 888
8.00
Raw Deal
Political/fly on the wall documentarry . We follow Californian Govenor Arnold
Schwarnegger as he hunts down buisness deals that have gone sour at one end , and avenges the victim by fatally stabbing the
other client to the sound of a strange 80's remix of "Jumping Jack Flash" .
Subtitles 888
8.30
Sheakspear And I
We follow "Franz Kafka's It's A Wonderfull Life" star Richard E Grant as he downs relevant bottles of spirits and reads
aloud Sheakspear plays in inner city shopping malls . This week voilence errupts as Richard struggles to drunkenly master
a scottish accent whilst reading "MacBeth" .
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8.15
Hess Time
A retrospective look at the lives and times of former Nazi Rudolph Hess , mixed in whith Bernard Manning jokes
and soundtracked by MC Hammer . Warning , contains lurid flashing colours and scenes some viewers may find boak inducing .
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