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6.30
Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights
Andre breaks his wrist and suffers shin splints in an ill advised jump from atop the Sphinx Casino ,
only to find out he is to play in the US open the very next day . Can celebrity freind Jack Osbourne help in
Andre's time of need ?
7.00
Neighbours
Toadfish demands that he must spawn , and so sets about a dastardly plan to mate with Lynn Scully . Meanwhile Harrold
roams the street high and dry , waving a large bread knife , beying for blood and hash .
7.35
Monkey Man
In tonights show Ian cracks open Noel Galaghers head with a large Hawian tribal club , and throws empty whisky glasses
at Vanesse Feltz .
Subtitles 888
8.00
Micheal Palins Around The Whore In 80 Ways
This week Micheal visists the Slappers of London , and demonstrates how
to speak in the little known prostitute slang of "snooker" , asking for the long brown shot rather than the easy pink .
Subtitles 888
8.30
Clarrissa Explains Fuck It All
Violently sexist late night re-hash of Live And Kicking's most hated show . Tonights episode the
ladder climbing , heavy breathing semi-errect young neighbour gets his fingers broken by a savagely jellous and brutally orange
quaffed Ferguson .
Subtitles
8.15
Punch And Judy
Late night version of the popular daytime show "Richard And Judy" . Tonight Richard's face is subjected to
the flame torch , made popular by Ready Steady Cook , every time he acts surprised and guffaws at stories of Judy's past that
he must fucking know by now allready you big lanky dope .
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