Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights  

Whilst on probabation and under a court order to avoid all alchohol , Andre is seen socialising whilst overtly tired drunk with the cast of American Psycho .

Neighbours  

Stingray is sued by Gerry Anderson's legal team , whilst Max Hoijland is quized about his neo nazzi past . Meanwhile Lou devises a plan to sell  piss on tap under the guise of "Guest Ale" .

Having rated the Ayr motorway Little Chef 2/10 , Eddie falls foul of the "White Van Man" tag after rear-ending a herce and horrifying a limozine of distraught mourners .

Subtitiles

Subtitles 888

Subtitles

This week Craig Charles of Red Dwarf and Lexx fame takes an indepth look at the rise and fall of telecomunications giants Marconi . Includes strong language , and Wall Street violence that some children may find disturbing .

Stereo

Sterero , Subtitles 888

Quentin Wilson scours Britian in search of it's worst do it yourself surgeon . In tonighs show we visit taxi driver Marv from Doncaster who was left crippled from the neck down after trying to remove an unsightly in-grown toe nail .

Tonight Chewy reacts badly to a poorly timed rascist joke courtesy of Yoda . Meanwhile , having been banned from every bar in Moss Eisley , Han takes to playing risque drinking games with local sand people .

Avant-garde hidden camera show in which determinedly boring golf lethario , Tiger Woods , visits local woodland parks and sets loose ravenous siberian Tigers .

TV Chef Keith Floyd takes to the streets tanked up on Famous Grouse and shows us the best way to be frenziedly sick in a nightclub toilett , yet come out looking and smelling like you've only had a casual piss .