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6.30
Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights
Andre is thrown out of the Plaza hotel after having been found urinating in corner of his $10,000 a night
suite . The ex-tennis star also spends the night in a Nevada jail after having thrown a soiled trainer at Celine
Dion .
7.00
Neighbours
Harold is left horrifed after coming home to find Stingray having sex with the corpse of his long dead wife Madge
. Meanwhile Sky is dreadfully injured after a drunken Carl demands to perform a gynacology examination .
7.35
Big Break
Update of the popular snooker show . Contestants are made to lay on a pool table whilst John Virgo stuffs their
thraots with exuberant waistcoats whilst he beats them with pool cues untill their limbs break . The contestant
that has their limbs broken in the quickest time gets the £250 prize .
Subtitles 888
8.00
999 Disasters
Micheal Burke looks at real life disasters that happened to actors
during the filming of 999 . Grizly scenes as stunt man Paul Littleshoe is hauled into a combine harvester and has his genitals
gruesomely torn off .
Subtitles 888
8.30
Re-Hab
Hilarity strikes as Robert Downey Jnr is forced to rear a cumbersome retired circus elephant as part of his court ordered
re-hab . Tonight we follow Robert as he tires to score some coke , but his elephant inadvertantly stamps the dealer to death
and inhales all his gear up her angry trunk , leaving Robert teary and vengefull .
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8.15
Steven Fry's Hunt The Cunt
Steven is left tired and emotional after a visit to Calledonian Universtity leaves him "all cunted out" .
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