Andre Agassi's Vegas Nights  

Tonight Ex Tennis hardman Andre Agassi visits Ceasers Palace and drunkenly heckles Tom Jones into a violent frenzy .

Slit Eye Pan Fry  

Nausiatingly paced cookery show hosted by Ken Hom . This week Nick Nairn and Ainsley Harriot are placed head to head in a cook off . This weeks ingredients are a box of Tesco Blue Stripe rice crispies , a 5 pack of Hamlets , and a Kinder Hungry Hippo .

Dramatic full colour digitally restored footage of previously unseen , and eventually un-used Nazi inventions . Tonights show focusses on "The Star Of David" , a Star Of David shaped bear trap that helpless Jews would be instantly crushed in .

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Reality game show . This week , after being awake for 94 hours , Andrew collapses amid a barrage of insults from TV funnyman Jack D , and has his head crushed in his ball bearing machine .

Stereo

Banned since the late 80's , this annimated short discuses the harsh realities of beastiality , space travel and patent wrangles .

Stereo (PG 12)

Multi million dollar flop starring . Critically savaged , this film released amid the comic film boom failed miserably despite it's stella cast . Notably staring Jeremy Irons as Dalsim , Benicio Del Torro as Vega , Nick Noltey as Blanka , and in his last role Marlon Brando as Edmund E Honda , (2003)

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High octane art show hosted by Liza Tarbuck . Contestants must convey a catchphrase through artistic renderings before the clock runs out and a nominated team mate must die . This weeks guests include Rolph Harris , Tracy Enimn and Ron Wood .

Terror strikes Niles , after awekening bloodsodden to find he has raped and killed 3 teenage school girls , and he only has 10 minutes to get to the Harlem mayor's charity ball .

Fearfull update of the channel 4 cult classic . Voiced by Liam Neeson and John Leguziamo . In this episode more terrifiying movemnts from terrifying shapes in terrifying surroundings .

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Football Classics

Craig kills himself after getting drunk with Scotland oddity David Hopkin . In place some incoherant illegable bablings from rapper turned footballer John Barnes .

English speaking interpritor for the hard of coon hearing .